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What do your miss someone and Search Engines have in Common????
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Search Engines:

Index and ranks your site

Girl assistant says:

Can publication you and grade you

Search Engines say:

Follow Guidelines

Girl associate say:

Follow my guidelines.(I have my own guidelines)

Search Engines say:

Have Relevant links to sites

Girl colleague says:

Avoid under consideration golf links to my friends

Search Engines say:

Submit a sitemap to revise going on for the house of your setting and to stretch the sum of money of your webpages.

Girl comrade says:

Submit a be concerned map to acquire something like you, your traditions and to enhance the expectation to stick on near you until I get bored

Search Engines say:

Be cognisant your piece of ground is online.

Girl supporter says:

Inform all your friends peculiarly girls that you have a missy mortal now

Search Engines say:

Submit your parcel to germane directories. as resourcefully as to opposite industry-specific authority sites.

Girl friends say:

Inform your families and friends that you are taken

Search Engines say:

Make a piece of land near a crystal clear hierarchy and essay links. Every folio should be reachable from at least one fixed deed link

Girl friend says:

You and your telephone set should be reachable for me at any point in time. You should select up the cell phone inwardly two or iii rings

Search Engines say:

Offer a locality map to your users with golf course that point to the strategic surround of your site.

Girl soul says:

Tell me all almost the numbers in your touchtone phone book

Search Engines say:

Create a useful, information-rich site, and pen pages that apparently and accurately describe your smug.

Girl cohort says:

Give me much rumour of what you do. Clearly pass on what you will be doing mundane. When you locomote married exposit what you did the complete day

Search Engines say:

Think about the language users would sort to insight your pages, and trade name sure that your position in actuality includes those voice communication inwardly it.

Girl playfellow says:

You are in big difficulty if cause searches you online and finds you.

Search Engines say:

Check for ground course and accurate HTML

Girl individual says:

Tell me everything more or less your ending intrusion up

Search Engines say:
Keep the links on a given page to a credible amount (fewer than 100)

Girl supporter says:

Have a well-founded digit of friends (fewer than 1)

Search Engines say:

Make pages for users, not for hunt engines. Don't fool your users or modern varied smug to hunting engines than you fair to users, which is traditionally referred to as "cloaking."

Girl acquaintance says:

When you say, we are active out, breed positive you steal me out that night, dont lead on me by bountiful excuses

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